introduction to asspresionism

Could I look at, say, Emma Watson, and see her as a donkey would? Not immediately, no; but with practice and moderate research...

Could I then apply this skill to my perception of Stephen Hawking, grass, and water?

In time, with further studies and experiments, might I stumble upon ways to engage equus asinus aesthetically? Might I even make myself into a serviceable donkey artist? Perhaps a notable one?

Would that not constitute an extraordinary achievement for any ape?

My talents would then have found the winning audience they deserve.